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The Fleshpainter Silly Naked Girl Video Praise & Extolment Page

Read what the critics are saying about

 Fleshpainter's "Silly Naked Girls"

 

"DeMike is amazing in his portrayal of

the Fleshpainter!"

(John L. DeMike - Chief Editor Fleshpainter Magazine)

 

"Absolutely brilliant - Two Thumbs up!"

(John L. DeMike - C.E.O. the Fleshpainter Review)

 

"A must-see for the entire fraternity!"

(John L. DeMike - AKA "the Fleshpainter")

 

But Wait - don't just listen to

that asshole - SCROLL DOWN...

Hu Jintao 

Hu Jintao - China:

“We don’t allow that type of internet here, so it really doesn’t bother me what the Fleshpainter does.”

 Hugh Hefner

Hugh Hefner - Playboy Magazine:

“We are currently negotiating with Fleshpainter to become the exclusive body painter at the Playboy Mansion.”

Mother Teresa

Mother Teresa - before her death:

“It's always wrong to be naked in God’s eyes, however, Fleshpainter does beautiful artwork... so I guess it’s ok in this case.”

Barack Obama

Barack Obama - United States:

“Fleshpainter's Silly Naked Girls is by far the finest adult comedy motion picture ever produced in the United States, and possibly the world.”
Hu Jintao

KimJongNam - North Korea:

“Fleshpainter is not welcome in our country. Both nudity and art have been outlawed. Fleshpainter will be put to death if he attempts to cross our border.”

Larry Flynt

Larry Flynt - Hussler Magazine:

“Although Fleshpainter certainly has the constitutional right to portray women this way, I think he has exceeded the bounds of decency with these depictions.”

Pope Benedict XVI

Pope Benedict XVI - Vatican:

“All nudity is sinful. Fleshpainter will die and go to hell. God will have no mercy on the soul of Fleshpainter”

Vladimir Putin 

Vladimir Putin - Russia:

“We would like to invite Fleshpainter to the Kremlin to express his artwork on some of our beautiful Russian models.”

 Queen Elizabeth

Queen Elizabeth - England:

“In my younger days I may have considered being body painted myself... and in fact, after seeing some of Fleshpainter’s work, I still might.”
Ron Jeremy

Ron Jeremy - Porn Actor:

“I think Fleshpainter needs to get his act together. His videos are lacking in creativity and imagination.”